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Scoffy Snobs – Poem

Scoffy Snobs

 

They come in all shapes and size

This one did come as a surprise

You can usually tell a snob when they open their gob

And nothing but shit there resides

 

This one was set up quite cute

Lulled was I; like a magical flute

I looked at the page, was overcome with rage

And revenge plans ensued

 

The offense is difficult to say

It’s not one you come across every day

Perhaps I should take criticism on board

But it’s so easily ignored when I know it

Just grinds you away

 

The lesson I teach today:

Do not let academic snobs get in your way

A written poem they say, should not rhyme

Just another working class crime.

 

 

Fin.

By Samantha Harris written  3rd September 2020