Scoffy Snobs
They come in all shapes and size
This one did come as a surprise
You can usually tell a snob when they open their gob
And nothing but shit there resides
This one was set up quite cute
Lulled was I; like a magical flute
I looked at the page, was overcome with rage
And revenge plans ensued
The offense is difficult to say
It’s not one you come across every day
Perhaps I should take criticism on board
But it’s so easily ignored when I know it
Just grinds you away
The lesson I teach today:
Do not let academic snobs get in your way
A written poem they say, should not rhyme
Just another working class crime.
Fin.
By Samantha Harris written 3rd September 2020
